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THE ZOMBIE LIFE

When: Wed., Aug. 18, 7:30-9 p.m., Thu., Aug. 19, 7:30-9 p.m., Fri., Aug. 20, 7:30-9 p.m., Sat., Aug. 21, 7:30-9 p.m., Thu., Aug. 26, 7:30-9 p.m., Fri., Aug. 27, 7:30-9 p.m., Sat., Aug. 28, 7:30-9 p.m. and Sun., Aug. 29, 3-4:30 p.m.

World premiere the ZOMBIE life by Chris Gavaler The Zombie Life: A Seminar for Humans Seeking Conversion We know life is hard. When you are ready to stop searching for meaning and leave the pain behind, we are ready to help. Zombies have no responsibilities; Zombies feel no guilt, shame, or emotional pain of any kind; Zombies don’t plan for the future; Zombies are never judgmental, petty, jealous, or hypocritical; Zombies are free of racism, sexism, and all other forms of prejudice and bigotry; Zombies form no governments, run no businesses, consume no natural resources, and cause no environmental harm

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