We head into the night to celebrate, to commemorate, to converse about the important issues of the day — and yes, sometimes, to escape reality. Like this election cycle, which has run right off the rails and come to a full stop in crazy town. From an unwieldy number of local mayoral candidates to presidential hopefuls channeling Triumph, the insult comic dog, it’s an unforgettable season. Or perhaps we want to forget? While talking politics this year, it might be best to belly up to the bar to take away the sting of uncertainty.