1985
At a party, you drink Virginia Gentleman and ask unfamiliar guests who their mothers were before they got married.
D. Mark W. Kemp
1986
You give your daughter two last names for her first name, then end up calling her something like Mun Bun.
Elaine J. Lidholm
1987
You apologize to out-of-town guests for what they've done to The Jefferson.
Phil R. Phelps
1988
You see Gov. Baliles on TV and think it's Dick Strauss.
John S. Finn Jr.
1989
You know shad planking is not an architectural feature.
Bob Bargamin
1990
You think there really was a person named Lee Jackson King.
Jeff A. Gorham
1991
You know how long it takes for boxwoods to grow, but you're willing to wait.
Elizabeth C. Pope
1992
You are related to eight U.S. presidents and can work that into casual conversation.
Chase Banard
1993
You know that de la Burde is not the "Saturday Night Special" at The Butlery.
John L. Barnes
1994
You think that coming out is something you do in a ball gown at the country club rather than something you do in a ball gown at Fieldens.
Susan Corbett
1995
Your "Information Superhighway" is the Junior League phone tree.
Anne Marie J. Leake
1996
The size of your preschooler's hairbow is four times the circumference of her head.
Michelle Gottschalk
1997
You love today because tomorrow you know it will be the past.
Derek Mason
1998
You are Talbot's on the outside and Victoria's Secret on the inside.
Ellie Andre Vanias
1999
You are not worried about the Y2K problem because in Richmond it is always 1900.
Joseph Marks
At a party, you drink Virginia Gentleman and ask unfamiliar guests who their mothers were before they got married.
D. Mark W. Kemp
1986
You give your daughter two last names for her first name, then end up calling her something like Mun Bun.
Elaine J. Lidholm
1987
You apologize to out-of-town guests for what they've done to The Jefferson.
Phil R. Phelps
1988
You see Gov. Baliles on TV and think it's Dick Strauss.
John S. Finn Jr.
1989
You know shad planking is not an architectural feature.
Bob Bargamin
1990
You think there really was a person named Lee Jackson King.
Jeff A. Gorham
1991
You know how long it takes for boxwoods to grow, but you're willing to wait.
Elizabeth C. Pope
1992
You are related to eight U.S. presidents and can work that into casual conversation.
Chase Banard
1993
You know that de la Burde is not the "Saturday Night Special" at The Butlery.
John L. Barnes
1994
You think that coming out is something you do in a ball gown at the country club rather than something you do in a ball gown at Fieldens.
Susan Corbett
1995
Your "Information Superhighway" is the Junior League phone tree.
Anne Marie J. Leake
1996
The size of your preschooler's hairbow is four times the circumference of her head.
Michelle Gottschalk
1997
You love today because tomorrow you know it will be the past.
Derek Mason
1998
You are Talbot's on the outside and Victoria's Secret on the inside.
Ellie Andre Vanias
1999
You are not worried about the Y2K problem because in Richmond it is always 1900.
Joseph Marks
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