Actually, the responses that didn’t make the cut are a lot more entertaining. So let’s peer into the mind of Richmond at its most exasperated: “Anything Sa’ad El-Amin is stirring up,” “Anything Charlie Diradour is ranting about,” “Ukrops. It’s gone. Get over it.”

Second Place: Potholes and Road Maintenance

Third Place: “Don’t Big Box Carytown”