Happiest Used Car Dealer on Twitter

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  • Scott Elmquist
  • Bill Simmons

Twitter can become so overwhelmed with snark and bitterness at times that the whole thing just gets depressing. If your feed needs a local dose of happy, look no further than Bill Simmons, general manager of Haley Certified Toyota. Tweeting for his company under the handle @HaleyCertified, the salesman is unflinching in his friendliness. And he saves his sales pitches for the lot, so no worries there. As curmudgeonly newsroom folks bothered by just about everything, we here at Style wondered how Simmons keeps things so upbeat. So we asked him. On Twitter:

@NedOliver: How do you stay so damn upbeat and happy all the time? It's unnerving.

@HaleyCertified: Ha! Thanks Ned. I guess it beats the alternative.

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