- Scott Elmquist
- Anxious Virginia Commonwealth University fans roared in relief last week when men's basketball coach Shaka Smart confirmed he was staying put, despite entreaties from other teams, including the storied program at UCLA.
1. The "Havoc 4 Life" tattoo would be painful to remove.
2. Monument Avenue needs another sports statue.
3. Rodney the Ram doesn't handle goodbyes very well.
4. The California sun is unforgiving to bald heads.
5. "VCU Rams 2014 NCAA Champions" just has a nice ring to it.