Sure, the children are our future. But for those looking to escape the tyranny of youth and family-friendly holiday oppressions, the Richmond Burlesque Revue has you covered with Naughty and Nice: a Holiday Spectacular on Saturday, Dec. 19, at Gallery5. The scintillating night of Yuletide teases features the curvy seductions of Jo’Rie Tigerlily, Melody Magpie, Deanna Danger, Zadora Zaftig, Deepa de Jour, Magnolia Jackson Pickett Burnside, Candy Del Rio, Venessa Chevelle and Ella Belladonna. Expect a campy, fun-filled romp through Christmases past, present and future, with the one-and-only Zhora Nova as host. The wrapping slowly comes off starting at 8 p.m. Admission is $15-$25. gallery5arts.org.