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Poetry? Sounds good. But aside from rap music, what kinds of poems can you really compose about drug dealers? Style consulted the online rhyming dictionary,, for inspiration. You do the rest. — Jason Roop

Crack head: Brain dead. Black bread. Bunk bed.

Drug traffic: Demographic. Pornographic. Holographic.

Ill-gotten gains: John Maynard Keynes.

FBI: "CSI." Apple pie. Battle cry. Captain Bligh. Friendly Thai.

Prison cell: Risen hell. Dinner bell. Clientele. Sense of smell.

Nickel bag: Pickle gag. Telephone tag.

Dr. Dre: Proctor play. Brock, you're gay. Come what may.

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