Once your 5-year-old gets over the fact that, no, she cannot join daddy for a swim and a beer on the fourth-story roof of the new ACAC gym in Short Pump, you'll get it. And stop calling it a "bar." It's really more like a post-workout-recovery center. Grab a drink, maybe a smoothie, and hit the Jacuzzi, er, muscular therapy aquatic area. Oh, and if your wife doesn't realize that by "going to the gym" you mean dropping off that fussy, overgrown appendage at ACAC's two-story kid zone while you head straight to the rooftop for a much needed "workout," then so be it.
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