The Score

A weekly rating of the city zeitgeist.


Special Edition: Halloween Recycling

-2 This year's costume, Chilean Miner: sunglasses, mud-covered, underground for weeks on end. --> Next year's costume, Justin French. 

+4 This year's costume, Justin Bieber: iconic head of hair, golden voice, hordes of screaming female fans. --> Next year's costume: Gene Cox. 

0 This year's costume, BP Oil Spill: Shiny black wig, drain on the budget, endless self-gushing. --> Next year's costume, Eric Cantor.

+3 This year's costume, Mike the Situation of “Jersey Shore”: gelled-up hair, prominently defined abs, dancing shoes. --> Next year's costume, Mr. Gay Virginia. 

+1 This year's costume, Lady Gaga: raw meat, backup dancers, Alexander McQueen platform shoes. --> Next year's costume: Sam Moore's Steak and Legs All-You-Can-Eat Buffet. 

Add a comment