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Quick Flicks

Capsule reviews of current movies.

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Movies are rated from one to five stars.

"Art School Confidential" — This would-be satire follows Jerome (Max Minghella), an artist who wants nothing more than a solo show at the top local gallery and some solo time with the nude model for his drawing class. The movie would like to be a nasty poke against the self-inflated, overintellectualized art world, but it's too earnest about being hip, cutting and topical to be a subversive satire. This is a case of reasonably talented moviemakers doing something they didn't need to, which is tell jokes about art school. Anyone who's ever been to a student exhibit knows: The work speaks for itself. (R) 102 min. ** — Wayne Melton



"The Da Vinci Code" — Filled with puzzles, anagrams, cryptograms and all shapes of brain teasers, this movie version of Dan Brown's best seller is very much like a live-action version of an interactive computer mystery — at its duller moments, something more akin to a big-budget "Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?" Tom Hanks and Audrey Tatou play a symbologist and a cryptologist, respectively, caught up in a murder/religion mystery that is part car chase, part treasure hunt and part history lesson. The characters and storyline in the movie are a mélange of real facts and goofy theories, which results in a hokum that is at times compelling and tedious. Spotty acting, uneven pacing and goofy dialogue compound the fact that "The Da Vinci Code" often feels like a dumbed-down synopsis of something cracked to begin with. (PG-13) 149 min. ** — W.M.



"Mission: Impossible III" — "Mission: Impossible III" is a perfect summer blockbuster movie, no irony intended. From its failed-experiment opening sequence to its sharp dialogue, exotic locations and pure spectacle, the high-test action picture brilliantly exploits a classic Hitchcockian MacGuffin. Tom Cruise excels like an all-star athlete in executing the bulk of the film's impressive stunts while surrounded by a stellar ensemble cast. Writer/director J.J. Abrams achieves something of a minor masterpiece with a postmodern sense of humor and hypnotic infatuation with maintaining multiple layers of emotional and physical suspense in nearly every scene. Fans of the original television series will appreciate Abrams' diligent attention to the series' trademark disguises, clever gadgets and essential self-destructing mission tape. (PG-13) 126 min. *** — Cole Smithey



"Over the Hedge" — Co-directors Tim Johnson ("Antz") and Karey Kirkpatrick (also one of the film's screenwriters) make sly commentary on the suburbanization of America with a computer-animated kids' comedy notable for its ingenious voice cast that includes Bruce Willis as a con-artist raccoon named RJ and Garry Shandling as Verne, a conscientious turtle. RJ the loner raccoon makes a terrible mistake when he attempts to steal a wealth of packaged food from Vincent (Nick Nolte), a hibernating bear, one week before his spring awakening. Vincent demands under threat of death that RJ replace the accidentally destroyed food in one week when he ceremoniously awakens from his slumber. RJ convinces a family of possums, a skunk and a turtle to take advantage of the suburban sprawl that has suddenly sprung up around their hedge-walled enclave to plunder vast quantities of processed junk food from their human neighbors. RJ gets a lasting lesson in the ethics of familial trust from his newfound clan before the story is over. (PG) 96 min. *** — C.S.



"Poseidon" — From Wolfgang Petersen's majestic 360-degree pan of the enormous modern-day luxury cruise ship that will be capsized by a 150-foot tidal wave to his deliberately gloomy closing shot, "Poseidon" is a nerve-wracking thrill ride. All fears of the film being yet another abysmal Hollywood remake are waved aside as character traits are economically mapped out in the moments before the film's pivotal New Year's Eve disaster. A better-than-average script helps Petersen ("Das Boot") create the claustrophobic, debris-filled environment that a handful of characters try to escape. The extraordinary thing about the movie is its deductive ability to capture the duality of fleeing passengers, who are at times selfish and selfless. The film shows these are both qualities exhibited by anyone in a desperate situation. (PG-13) 100 min. **** — C.S.



"R.V." — Director Barry Sonnenfeld ("Men in Black") brings his keen eye for stylized visual comedy to this amusing Robin Williams vehicle about a man taking his family on a disaster-filled vacation. Under threat of losing his job, Bob (Williams) switches the destination from Hawaii to Colorado so that he can participate in a furtive pitch meeting with potential clients without losing his family's trust. Bob's oversized rented RV provides a cabinful of comic possibilities as the family encounters a glomming band of full-time RVers called the Gornickes. Williams hasn't been this funny in many moons, or movies. (PG) 102 min. *** — C.S.



"Stick It" — A message of competitive independence permeates debut director Jessica Bendinger's spunky teen drama/comedy about a headstrong gymnast-disguised-as-rebel who learns to embrace and make good of her talents. As the girls' gymnastics coach, Jeff Bridges gives a well-rounded performance that helps Bendinger (screenwriter on "Bring It On") create a feel-good movie bristling with sincerity. (PG-13) 105 min. *** — C.S.



"United 93" — Many people who saw the A&E network's recent "Flight 93" must be wondering whether Paul Greengrass's "United 93" is different enough, and good enough, to warrant putting themselves through another painful retelling of that plane's agonizing story. There are, indeed, many inevitable similarities. But while the made-for-television film took the more obvious, sentimentalizing tack of focusing on the heart-rending phone calls of passengers to their families, Greengrass sticks resolutely to the men and women who had a direct hand in the unfolding tragedy. The result is a brilliant and harrowing document of human beings facing down unanticipated terrors with a steadfastness that is all the more moving for being completely believable. (R) 111 min. ***** — Thomas Peyser



"X-Men: The Last Stand" — The final chapter of the X-Men trilogy sees a seamless directorial changing of the guard, placing Bryan Singer's beloved cinematic vision of the popular Marvel comic book in the capable hands of Brett Ratner (of the "Rush Hour" franchise). Hugh Jackman returns as Wolverine, leading the charging narrative in which a "cure" for mutants gives birth to a war between Magneto's (Ian McKellen) Brotherhood of Evil Mutants and Charles Xavier's (Patrick Stewart) school of mutants. It's an energetic comic book movie with heart and just enough vague social commentary about conformity to balance its outrageous visual sequences of pure spectacle. (PG-13) 104 min. *** — C.S.



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