What a cruise with Gene Cox would be like: “I hate mushrooms. I’ve had better food at a Squirrels’ game. Did you read my book? What about my other book? Tell me if you’ve heard this one: What do you get if you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? About halfway. Where’s Ellie?
Second Place: Topper Dandy of Three Sheets to the Wind
Third Place: Bill Bevins
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